w00t! Holidays!

I always thought the beginning of holidays (or at uni called a "Study break" but seriously, I say Ta-mah-to weirdos say To-Mar-to.) was like the end of season cliff hanger for some soapie. Seriously, you're sitting there lecturer says "see you in a week" and than it kicks in that have a few days off, then it kicks in you don't know what the heck is due at the end of it. So you stare into the middle distance while you decide if you should go home, or go find your lecturers. (Trust me, they'll nearly ALWAYS be there. What's so special about doing a PhD anyway? It's just an essay which somebody decided to have a ridiculously high word limit. They end the same as a 1,000 word essay. "My statement was correct 'cause I nicked, sorry, referenced, it from someone else.") Meanwhile, while your brain was going through all this the lecturer has since left the theatre, turned the light out and you don't know where the exit is and yes, the air conditioning in KBLT (This week, will be referenced to as Kicked BeLow The belt.) NEVER TURNS OFF. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME. IT'S FREAKIN' COLD IN THERE. ALWAYS. They should sell jumpers at Kajini, they'd make a fortune.

Back to the occasionally referenced centeral topic. (If you're reading this Mr Hunter, yes my tangents are always. AND grammatically incorrect!) This time, I went home. I mean there is another 9 toes to fracture if something due on the 28th. So now I've read pages of unit outlines and course details to find what's due. My advice to you (WOW. SOMETHING USEFUL IN A BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) is draw up a time table each semester and mark when stuff is due. I did it, it's fantastic, I can know exactly when to organise my excuses.

Inconclusively, I would like to state this blog was a failed attempt at combining three non related jokes. Thank you my devoted fan!


******************Stop scroll readers who just want "Graffiti of the week"*************

It's hard to find good graffiti when your not at uni, So I searched around at home and found the only written thing I could.

Shopping list for 26th Feb.
1x 500g Choc Chips
2x 4L of Prune juice
1x Pineapple
5x Tequila 1.25L
Some potato chips. <----- that was one AWESOME weekend.

**Note: anyone who objects to me using the word "freakin'" Please send an email to funneydude@gmail.com with the subject "word use complaint" If three email are recieved I will remove all uses and not use such words in the future. Unless the email are sent by Jamie Potts. In that case, Go to hell (Or at least Jamieland.).

Untill I get banned from the network, or sued for copywrite infringment, or run out of prune juice,

good bye.

"Thanks" and my 15 seconds of fame

I just wanted to say thank you to Jonathan for mentioning me, and advertising graffetti (yes it will have a different spelling each time and THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. ahem.) of the week which I am thankful for, so in return

PLEASE VISIT:
http://www.murdoch.edu.au/News/Meet-our-1st-year-bloggers/

and support the people who have found a way to procrastinate each week.

Now on to the post.

Nothing has happened sinse I woke up in my tutorial. That is all. Except of course FINDING THIS GEM:

Graffiti of the week:

I hope this doesn't appear in Lachlan's blog.

YES I AM FAMOUS ON A TOILET DOOR!!! WAHOO!!

last night cramming

Unless you're a student who is going on to do honours or a doctorate, you've probably spent many sleepless nights, completing, expanding, or just starting assignments the night before they're due.

For all those who haven't experienced the adreinilen pump that is "The Cram" boy, are you missing out. For my recent foundation unit essay, I began this time honoured tradition that I though would have stopped the second i got into uni, so you who have been persuaded to do MasterClass can experience all the fun:

3 pm: Got home from uni, had a snack.
3.45 pm: Thought the first snack was pretty good, so had another.
4.40 pm: Realised that essay was due tomorrow. In rage kicked chair.
6.00 pm: Omitted from St John of Gods hospital with a minor bone fracture.
7.15 pm: Turned on computer.
8.30 pm: Stopped playing Worms.
9.35 pm: Stopped playing Call of Duty 4.
9.46 pm: Started Word.
9.47 pm: Had a snack.
10.05 pm: Woke up from snoozing in chair.
10.06 pm: Cleaned snack from pants.
10.10 pm: Realised had 12 hours, 20 minutes to do assignment.
10.25 pm: Stopped playing Call of Duty 4.
11.15 pm: Finished intro.
11.16 pm: Threw intro in bin, realised it was recipe for snack.
11.37 pm: Started essay.
2.56 am: Finished essay.
3.01 am: Realised bone fracture classified as doctors certificate.
10.25 am: Got extention.
10.31 am: Fell asleep in tutorial.

Grafetti of the (last three) week(s)

(bottom of aids awareness poster)

"Forget aids, WHAT IS ON THAT TOILET SEAT??"

I thought it was funny. Obviously not. Oh well. Somebody send me some, I can only go in guy's toilets. Well, I can go in girls but the restraining orders are still valid. HONESTLY, I was just wondering if they had urinals!

So, Untill I get banned for the network (or posting infrequently enough)

GOOD BYE!